Clockwork Testosterone // You Can Time Testosterone
Did you know, just like a woman goes through her monthly cycle, a guy has a daily cycle…
Yep, our testosterone levels are different at different times of the day.
This can affect mood, decisions, reactions and success.
Want to do good business and make shit happen? Probably best to do it first thing in the morning over a breakfast meeting.
In the morning our testosterone levels are at their peak.
This makes us more energetic, focused, competitive and aggressive. That means you will eek the most out of that business deal first thing in the morning.
You’ll probably be a better racing driver too with your reactions peaking. I used to love my cycle to work in the morning because I would ride like a boss, carving my way through traffic.
Work in porn? Make sure you film in the morning because you are at your most sexual.
However, on the flip side, morning’s do make you more aggressive so if something does not go your way. So if you have children messing around, they’re more likely to get a damn good scolding if they’re not playing ball on their way to school.
Apart from hitting that G spot and ironing that deal over breakfast, things are best kept solo as temper can fray slightly, this may explain why you cannot deal with Doris’ shit first thing by the water cooler.
However, by midday your hormones start to chill out.
Energy levels and mood has mellowed, while not the ferocious lion you was earlier on in the day you still have a bit of spark about you.
This does make you a better co-worker. You’ve got the energy but the potential for fire has leveled off.
You’re also a much better listener, so feel free to call Doris over so you can hear about her impending divorce, you may even be able to suggest a good attorney.
Ever noticed you are more susceptible to your other halves demands in the evening? You start agreeing to go to the fucking theater or even driving your children back and forth to friends’ houses and the movies?
Well, listen up and smarten up!
Your testosterone levels are at their lowest, in fact Rich Piana may as well have extracted them from you and injected them in to his eyeballs.
You are now, in the evening, at your most nurturing state, this equals a pussy ass push over and your kids and partner probably know this.
You have become a nurturer and you are more sympathetic and have lost the will to fight your corner, accepting things to take their course with minimal fuss. A far cry from your blundering self in the morning.
Maybe I shouldn’t really call this the cure, as its hardly an unnatural cycle.
However, you can manipulate your levels throughout the day by eating testosterone boosting foods or participating in sports, even video games can cause a spike in testosterone levels.