Water Boy Stuns Viewers…With Stupidity
In the quest to become the biggest internet
dumbass sensation, this young chap has taken lifting to the extreme depths of…stupidity.
In order to stand out from the crowd, he sports a mask of unknown racial identity and the remnants of a lions mane (his actual hair) and hurls himself in to the swimming pool, not before exposing his ripped torso and wailing a battle cry to his legion of fans reminiscent of a depth charge going off.
It seems, once in, he isn’t here for a pleasant paddle or even aqua Zumba, he wants to lift some heavy ass weight, however, being in water actually negates the normal resistance so we can only assume he is doing this for a desperate grasp of gaining popularity, like the kid at school that would eat his own shit for a few cheap laughs.
Physics aside, he plunders on and performs some compound exercises of which none will be of any real benefit, unfortunately he seems to realize he requires oxygen to survive and ascends to the surface in a what looks like a mild state of distress. One can only assume he will be stealing much oxygen from us for some time now.